Cory: Welcome back to...
Mimikyu: ... (...)
Cory: What now?
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu Pi Pika. (You know, he didn't even say anything.)
Mimikyu: ... (Yes.)
Pikachu: Pikachu Ka Pika Pikachu Pika Ka Chu Pika Pikachu? (Yes as in you did say something or yes as in you didn't?)
Mimikyu: ... (Both.)
Helioptile: Heliop Heel. (You confuse me.)
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl! (I got a girlfriend!)
Pikachu: Pika Ka Chu! (Shut up! We know!)
Cory: Guys, shut up! We've got a question!
Vulpix: Vulpix Vul? (Who's it by?)
Cory: Me.
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu Ka Chu Pikachu Pika Ka Chu. (I thought we agreed to do viewer-only questions.)
Cory: I feel this question is necessary for the book. It's to Mimikyu.
Mimikyu: ... (...)
Cory: What's under your Pikachu costume?
Growlithe: Growlithe! (Ooh! Good one!)
Helioptile: Helioptile! (Well, let's just check!)
Vulpix: Vul! Pix! (No! Don't!)
Pikachu: Pika? (Why not?)
Vulpix: Vulpix Vulp Pix Vul Vulpix Vulpix Pix Vulpix? (Haven't you read any of Mimikyu's Pokedex entries?)
Growlithe: Growl. (No.)
Helioptile: Helioptile. (Those things are useless.)
Vulpix: Vulpix Pix Vul Vulpix Vulp Pix Vulpix Vulpix Vul Vul! (If someone checks under Mimikyu's cloak, they could die!)
Cory: Wait, what?)
Mimikyu: ... (Yes.)
Helioptile: Heel Op... (Well, than...)
Growlithe: Growl! (Oh boy!)
Pikachu: Pikachu? (Can I look?)
Cory: Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikachu Ka Pi Pikachu... (Well, it could just be baloney...)
Cory: But do you really want to test that hypothesis?
Pikachu: Pikachu. (Kind of, yeah.)
Cory: *smacks Pikachu across the room*
Pikachu: KA!!! (OW!!!)
Cory: Bad!
Pikachu: Pika... CHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shocks Cory*
Cory: WAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
*falls over, shocked*
Vulpix: Vulpix Vul Pix Vul Vulpix Vul? (Does that happen a lot around here?)
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl Ruff. (Unfortunately, yes.)
Pikachu: Pikachu! (Get rekt, scrub!)
Mimikyu: ... (Shush.)
Pikachu: Pika! (You shush!)
Helioptile: Heliop! (Bye for now!)
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