Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu! (Welcome back to Ask Pikachu!)
Cory: What's the question this time?
Pikachu: Pika Pika?! Pikachu Ka Ka Chu Pika! (What do you mean?! You're the one that reads off the questions!)
Cory: Oh yeah! I forgot!
Pikachu: *sighs* Pika Pikachu... (I'm thinking of changing it to Growlithe...)
Cory: Okay, so this question is Dylanof2003. Real cool guy, go follow him. So, his question is: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Pikachu: Pika? (What?)
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl Ruff. (Hold on, repeat that again.)
Cory: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Pikachu: ...
Growlithe: Growlithe Growl? (Say that again?!)
Cory: *sighs* How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Pikachu: ...
Growlithe: Growl— (Could you—)
Cory: Stop stalling!
Pikachu: Pika... Pikachu Pika Pika Pika Pikachu Pikachu Pika Pi Pikachu. (Okay... a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.)
Growlithe: Growlithe Growlithe! GROWL Rowl Ruff Rowlithe Growl Growlithe. (That's the boring answer! The REAL answer is, calculating if there is one woodchuck, who has accurate hunger, and a large amount of wood, plus a normal body size, I'd say around 31.634 pieces of wood.)
Pikachu: *stares at Growlithe with jaw dropped*
Cory: Well... okay... Hope we answered your question, Dylanof2003... Thanks, Pikachu... and Growlithe... Bye for now!
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