The Avengers Teenage Nightmare

Natasha

Loki lies on his bed reading.  He's trying to concentrate but the teenager is too bored to even think.  He rolls his eyes and gets up.  Walking out of his room, he starts walking around the tower.  He walks to Tony's lab, where Tony is sitting at his computer.

"What are you doing?" Loki asks.

"Trying to cure you and Thor, again." Tony says without looking up.

"Well have you found anything out?"

"No."

"Why not?  I thought you were supposed to be a genius."

"I am, but this stupid over grown lizard lady is making it pretty hard."

"Then work harder."

"Would you just leave me alone?  You're annoying the crap out of me."

"I don't have to, I do what I want." Loki says and crosses his arm. "Besides I'm bored out of my mind."

"Go play a prank or somthing, just quit bugging me." Tony says, and shoves Loki towards the door.

"Fine, I will." Loki says coldly. Then walks out of the lab, he mumbles to himself. "I'll pull a prank, the jerk doesn't know what's coming."

Loki sees Steve walking to the training room.

"Might as well prank two people." Loki says with a smirk tugging at his lips.  He start preparing for his pranks.
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"Loki!"

"I'll kill him!"

"Loki!  Get in here now!"

Loki stands up and walks out of his room to the living room.  He grins when he sees a freezing cold soaked Steve and an angry Tony who is covered in oil from head to toe.

"Yes?  You needed me?" Loki asks politely.

"I'm getting tired of this Loki." Steve says, he's shivering, which makes Loki want to laugh.

"I have no idea what you mean." Loki says.

"You little brat!  You know exactly what he means!  I should kill you right here right now!" Tony yells, Loki rolls his eyes. "You rigged my room up to explode oil in my face!"

"You used you magic to make the training room freezing, then there was a bucket of ice water on the door when I walked out." Steve says.

"I did no such things." Loki says.

"Stop lying it's never good to lie." Steve says, the AC kick on and it just so happens that Steve is standing right under a vent.  He mumbles curse words.

"Lauguage Steve." Loki says with a teasing tone.

This time Steve and Tony say nothing.  Loki is a little surprised at their sudden lack of yelling.  Then in a split second someone has Loki by the ear.  This causing him to bend in an uncomfortable position due to him been in slightly taller than whoever has him in this sudden death grip.

"Ow!" Loki yelps squeezing his eyes shut.

"Would you like to explain what is going on here?" Natasha's voice comes.  Loki's eyes widen and tries to pull away, bad move.  Natasha doesn't let go. 

"Ow!" Loki says again.

"Do I have to ask again?" Natasha asks, here tone alone could kill you.  Loki hasn't heard this tone since his mother had gotten onto him when he was a child back in Asgard.

"No ma'am!  I did it!" Loki says.

"Uh huh, and you won't be doing it again will you?" Natasha asks.