A Loner's Tale

Tea Time Chaps

Well since I have a chance to relax I can finally have a chance to think back on to the strange things that have been going on today. I mean at least I think it happened today, I'm not quite too sure how long I've been out. I should probably check my phone it should be in my jacket... Wait, where in the world is my jacket? I could've sworn I had it when I woke up but maybe I'm just assuming things. I was thinking of cookies or biscuits for the most part so that could've distracted me. Hey maybe I could possibly ask Mr. British where it is, he was the one to patch me up.

*as the door opens and closes*

Well speak of the devil. "Hi there, I can see someone's looking happy." I say in my usual sarcastic/jokester voice.

"Why yes I am, I haven't had guests in a long time. Plus I have some biscuits and tea." He says in such a nice and innocent voice.

"Well that's a surprise you seem like such a nice guy; that I would've thought you would get guests more often."

"Oh, people not liking me isn't the reason why I don't have guests often. I have other reasons for as to why I don't have guests."

That's when I started to get curios. I grabbed a biscuit as I continued talking. "So I was wondering where my leather jacket is, (crunch) man these biscuits are good."

"Why thank you not that many people enjoy my cooking. I was cleaning the blood out of your jacket and fixing it up for you considering how beat up it was."

" Oh, wow that is nice of you their isn't that many people who would probably do this much for just a random stranger." As I said that I immediately became suspicious why would someone do all of this for some random stranger.

"Oh, it isn't that big a problem, I just love the company."

"So what's your name Mr?"

"My name isn't that important, most youngins around here now-a-days just call me Mr. Biscuit because of the amount of biscuits I'm always making."

*I begin laughing hysterically*

"Oh, man I'm so sorry the name just caught me off guard."

"It's alright I found it quite funny when they first started."

"Well if you ever want me to call you something else let me know. So Biscuit how long till my jacket is clean?"

"It shouldn't be that long, I'm almost done in fact I just need to do a little bit of this and that and it should be finished. Why is there somewhere you have to be?"

"No, not really I just like to wear my jacket pretty much everywhere I go no matter the weather."

"I see well no fear it should be done soon, but until then do you have any details as to the creature that attacked you?"

"You had mentioned about this creature before, what do you know about it?"

"Well if you tell me a bit about how it attacked you I could possibly tell you something about it." he had said in a bit of a harsher tone.

"Alright, alright well everything became dead silent and all the lights went off if I remember correctly."

"Hmm go on I think I know what you're talking about."

"Well after all of that had happened I had immediately known something was wrong, and then I had heard a strange noise. So in response I had prepared myself for the worst and when I backed myself to a wall I had saw something out of the corner of my vision. In response I had thrown my book bag at it and it was so close to me I knew I had hit it in the legs and went down. It had tried pulling me down to the ground so I hit in the face so many times till I had gotten free, and was able to run for my life."

"That's what happened?" he had asked me quizzically.

"Yes, it is I'm sure of it after running away I had kind of blacked out for a bit, but when I had stopped I was at the park and stopped to take a rest. Now I'm here, so Biscuit anything you would like to add?"

"Did this creature talk at all while it attacked you?"

"Well after I had smashed my way through the doors on my way to escape, it had talked once in a voice I thought wouldn't exist unless were in a movie." I immediately turned towards the wall and said, "Hello people of the world if you're enjoying this movie please make sure to tip your concession stand workers on your way out and don't be a jerk and especially don't be the guy to leave your trash in the aisles."

"Oh, it was real and you're not in a movie."

"Well dang it and here I was thinking that there would be a sequel, Attack of the Monsters 2 in Space."

"Enough joking around, I'm being serious here what did it sound like."

"I'm being serious too, because I could seriously go for some popcorn and an award winning movie, with tons of lame sequels that somehow make money. Joking aside it had sounded like a guy who would have lived in a desert, and then came back here and thought man I could go for some good old fashioned rocks, cause man those rocks taste good." I say as sarcastically as possible while failing on holding back a smile on my face.

"Well one I can't tell if it's a miracle you were one of the few people who were able to escape alive, or just pure luck as to your survival."

"Oh, knowing me it's always both when it comes down to me having good and bad luck."

"Well that explains a bit, well until you leave we have some work to do."

"We do? What do you mean?" I ask in a stupid tone.

"Yes we do, unless you don't feel like helping me out on an adventure of a life time, because if you don't I could always make some food and get your jacket fixed and let you be on your way."

"You had me at adventure." I say with a bright glint in my eyes, and a wide smile.