I'm at a cabin in the woods right now, and honestly I'm feeling pretty great.

I just watched two movies on Netflix with my cousin on this insanely comfortable couch, and it's barely past twelve but I have to get up by 8:30 tomorrow, because we're leaving.

Anyways, so earlier today we watched Paranormal Activity 5 (I think) and honestly the whole movie was so... Not scary. It was great though because it was one of those movies where you can just talk through the entire thing. Anyways, as I was watching the movie, I just noticed how many lamps that family had.

In one shot of their living room, I counted seven lamps. Seven! Who the he'll needs seven fucking lamps in one room?

And then in the end when the protagonist finally died, I was literally so happy because she annoyed the shit out of me.

I mean, I don't watch horror movies often, but it was honestly not even scary. We just laughed through most of it.

On another note, my friend and I almost set fire to her house a few days ago. So, she's not allowed to have food in her basement so we typically sneak stuff in. Anyways, so we got popcorn downstairs, and we were going to cook it in the microwave she had downstairs.

We were having a great time and blasting music and then, I just looked over at the popcorn because I realized , 'wait, didn't we put it in like five minutes ago?' So I looked over and there was a dark cloud of smoke coming from the microwave.

Obviously, I was like "oh Fuck" and we tried to hide it but yeah, we ended up sleeping upstairs and the fumes would not go away, and I definitely inhaled too much because I was sick the next day.

And today (well, yesterday technically) we went go karting. I honestly loved it.

I mean m, by about the seventh time through, I figured I was basically a pro. Not to mention that it was actually the day of the Indy 500 race.

I love it when people drive fast. I also noticed, when I recently went to six flags, that all this speed and shit doesn't affect me as much. I love fast things. I think I want a motorcycle when I'm older.

I probably won't get one though, I mean, it's pretty dangerous, but I know that I'd fucking love it.

The only problem would he all the dust and particles that would get into my eyes. That would suck.

But I could always get some cool shades.

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