Not Another Average Soldier (Levi X Reader)

Chapter 2: Kiss Marry Kill

     You and some other Scouts that lived in the Castle, most of which were from the 104th training squad, were having a party in the mess hall and someone decided it would be a good idea to play a game called 'kiss, marry, kill'. Just your luck, Jean picked you after his turn and what he said annoyed you.

     "(f/n)." Said Jean looking at you menacingly with his legs crossed and his head resting on his hand. The whole hall's eyes were on you as he thought what options to give you for the kiss, marry, kill. Then his eyes suddenly widened and a smirk grew on his face. 'Oh no...' You thought to yourself. He spoke with a devilish grin; "Kiss, marry, kill... Eren, Mikasa, and..." You could swear he was about to say Armin, those three were best friends after all. "Captain Levi." He finished his sentence and stared straight into your eyes, awaiting your response. Others were also impatiently awaiting your choice. It didn't so much bother you that he had put Mikasa in as an option, but you didn't feel very comfortable with the fact of her being in the same room. When he said Levi's name however, you just glared.

     You thought very highly of Levi, but you didn't overly respect him. You treated him like another person, another comrade, another friend. Some might argue that he doesn't really have friends anymore but you thought of him as your friend anyway. Even thought he was your superior and a much better fighter. The most skilled soldiers; humanity's strongest: Captain Levi, second best was the other Ackerman soldier: Mikasa Ackerman, and third was the cheeky, light-spirited girl named (f/n) (l/n). You may be in the top three, but there was some room between you and the other two.

     The whole room was still looking at you, wanting to hear what you had to say about the options Jean had given you. You thought you might as well give them an answer. "Hmm..." You contemplated, firing another glare in Jean's direction. He was still sat grinning like a Cheshire Cat. "Well... Eren is a good ally, and I feel like Mikasa will destroy whoever tries to hurt him so I don't know if killing him is really an option..." Some people sniggered at your comment. You weren't exactly an offensive person, just humorous in your own cheeky way. "But let's face it, Eren would be dead without Mikasa so killing her wouldn't do much good either..." More people giggled as Eren stood up and shouted "Hey!". You were still thinking, trying to put off getting to the last name. "Just pick already, it's only hypothetical anyway." Said Connie, he seemed to be bored of waiting. "Well, we all know she wownt kill the Corporal, she cares about him too much. Don't you (f/n)?" Said Jean. He looked as if he was trying to provoke you, and it was working. You simply took a deep breath and replied; "Hypothetical huh? Well then... Kill Eren, marry Mikasa, and kiss Levi."

     Most of the room had moved on and were waiting for the next person be asked. Some, however were still fixed on you and Jean. Your eyes were locked. He was still grinning because he knew that even if it was hypothetical, you wouldn't ever choose the Captain to kill. He was right, of course. Levi meant a lot to you. While most people just saw a harsh, emotionless soldier, you saw a good person trying to make the right decisions with no regrets, even if they were hard to make and meant sacrifices.