Crowley: Hello squirrel
Dean: ....no
Crowley: oh come on Dean, I just wanna have a chat with you
Dean: no
Crowley: we used to be great friends, what happened to that?
Dean: I was a demon Crowley.. I hate you, okay? I am not your friend and I never will be
Crowley: harsh, I think you've hurt my feelings
Dean: pfft- like you have feelings
Crowley: how dare you, you know nothing about me and you have the audacity to assume I'm emotionless
Dean: your the king of hell, you have no emotions, Sam even tried to make you human and that was the only time you've had feelings, that was because you were almost human and shit but your a demon so you have no feelings and I'm right because your a demon without feelings
Crowley: ...
Dean: amiright?
Crowley: ...yes
Dean: FUCK YEA! I DESERVE SOME PIE!
Crowley: I'm gonna go talk to moose
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Supernatural Text Messages
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