Dean: Sam...
Sam: yea?
Dean: vomited blood
Dean: what do I do?
Sam: I don't know, that's a question for Cas
Castiel: I do not understand human things as this, do not ask me
Dean: shit
Dean: I'll look it up
Sam: yea, that's good
Sam: I was too lazy to do it
Dean: wow
Dean: I could be dYING and your too lazy?
Castiel: *you're
Dean: wOW
Dean: loVE YOU TOO
Sam: yea love you Jerk
Dean: Bitch
Dean: okay so I looked it up, Google says I could have cancer
Dean: oh so I could also be pregnant
Dean: or I have diabetes
Dean: okay I could be bleeding internally
Sam: oh
Sam: well
Dean: can't men get pregnant? I'm pretty sure they can
Dean: I saw something about a guy getting pregnant before
Sam: I'll look it up
Sam: men can get pregnant
Dean: alright, let's hope I'm just pregnant then
Sam: seriously?
Dean: yea
Sam: okay
Dean: how would I be able to tell...?
Sam: go to the doctor
Dean: deMONS! DOCTORS ARE FUCKING DEMONS SAM!
Sam: oh well, you're going
Dean: fuCK
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Dean: so I'm pregnant?
Sam: yea
Dean: what
Dean: why
Dean: I didn't even-
Dean: oh
Dean: there was that one time with Cas...
Castiel: What do you mean?
Dean: you know exactly why I mean
Castiel: No I- oh
Dean: yea
Sam: I don't wanna know
Dean: you really don't
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Supernatural Text Messages
De TodoJust a stupid little book full of supernatural texts, some may be on crack, others may not... Beware of crack at some points and heavy shipping, fangirling/fanboying may occur WARNING!!! SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND SWEARING MAY OCCUR BEHIND THE COVER OF T...
