Dean: you can't be a hot potato
Sam: I'm so disappointed
Dean: Kevin was the hot potato
Dean: and he's dead
Dean: so now he's a baked potato
Sam: dude...
Sam: that's fucked up
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Dean: I think I need a little time from the bunker, wanna come?
Castiel: I wouldn't be opposed. Should I meet you and Sam somewhere?
Dean: nah, Sammy's staying, I cut my hand earlier and his got this look in his eye
Dean: I'm worried he's going to take a straw and drink me like a juice box
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Castiel: With you as a demon and Sam soulless and me... As I am now, I imagine things will change
Castiel: I miss hunting together
Dean: you know what I'm gonna miss?
Dean: Count Chocula and Boo Berry cereal, plus pumpkin spice, why don't they have that shit year round?
Castiel: That's very touching Dean
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