Dean: Casssss
Castiel: Yes Dean?
Dean: how long until this damn kid is out of me?
Castiel: Eight and a half months Dean
Dean: fuck
Castiel: I apologize
Dean: no it's fine..
Castiel: Would you like me to get you pie?
Dean: yea
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Dean: sammmmm
Sam: what
Dean: do we have any hunts?
Sam: you can't go on a hunt
Dean: c'mon
Sam: Cas made me promise you wouldn't go on any hunts until you have the kid
Dean: cMON WHYYY
Sam: so you don't kill it
Dean: I'm not gonna kill it!
Sam: you keep trying to drink and do stupid shit, you could kill it
Dean: fUCKKK
Sam: get all your swears out now, Cas doesn't want you swearing wen the kid is around
Dean: GODDAMNIT
Sam: this is hilarious
Dean: says the person who isn't pregnant
Sam: yea
Dean: whatever
Sam: I mean you could've thought of the chances of you getting pregnant before you actually had sex
Dean: Sam shut up
Sam: why?
Dean: because I'll kill you
Sam: whatever
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Dean: Cas
Castiel: Yes Dean?
Dean: can't you get pregnant?
Castiel: No Dean, I cannot
Dean: I knew I should've topped..
Castiel: It would have been smart
Dean: don't you turn into Sam too
Castiel: I apologize
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