Dean: Cas
Castiel: Hello Dean
Dean: you okay?
Castiel: Yes, why would I be anything but okay?
Dean: you seem off
Castiel: I do not understand
Dean: well your acting different
Castiel: *you're
Dean: yea yea stop with that grammar; what's wrong?
Castiel: I do not know, I feel fine
Dean: why have you been ignoring me most of the day?
Castiel: Gabriel told me you would think it was funny
Dean: seriously?
Castiel: Yes
Dean: it's not
Castiel: I apologize
Dean: bit your fault don't worry
Castiel: Okay, I will not worry
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Dean: Gabriel you son of a bitch
Gabriel: what did I do now?
Dean: stop telling Cas to ignore me
Gabriel: aw poor Deano your just upset because Cas wouldn't bone with you
Dean: shut up you bag of dicks
Gabriel: no thanks
Dean: I hope Sam breaks up with you
Gabriel: you don't mean that Deano
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Dean: tell Gabriel to stop being a bag of dicks
Sam: what did he do?
Dean: he told Cas to ignore for the whole day because it would he apparently funny
Sam: I'll talk to him, but Cas should know not to listen to Gabe
Dean: yea, whatever
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Dean: Cas
Castiel: Yes Dean?
Dean: don't listen to Gabriel when he tells you to ignore me
Castiel: Yes Dean
Dean: thanks
Castiel: You're welcome
Dean: so how was your day?
Castiel: How was you day?
Dean: fine how was yours
Castiel: Fine how was yours
Dean: Cas?
Castiel: Cas?
Dean: cAS
Castiel: cAS
Dean: son of a bitch
Castiel: Son of a bitch
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Dean: you told him to copy everything I was saying didn't you?
Gabriel: somebody give him a medal!
Dean: stop
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Dean: Cas stop copying me
Castiel: Okay Dean
Dean: thanks
Castiel: You're welcome Dean
Dean:
Castiel: I cannot see your message
Dean:
Castiel: Dean?
Dean: damnit, I was trying to send something to you but it didn't work
Castiel: Oh
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Supernatural Text Messages
RandomJust a stupid little book full of supernatural texts, some may be on crack, others may not... Beware of crack at some points and heavy shipping, fangirling/fanboying may occur WARNING!!! SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND SWEARING MAY OCCUR BEHIND THE COVER OF T...