Sam: Gabe
Gabriel: finally! I thought you were ignoring me!
Sam: I wasn't, Dean is a fucking teen
Gabriel: so Deano is a teeno?
Sam: dont ever say that again
Gabriel: okay, gee, struck a nerve?
Sam: no
Gabriel: okay
Gabriel: so, whatcha wanna talk about Samoose?
Sam: can you change Dean back?
Gabriel: I could..
Gabriel: but it'll cost you
Sam: what do you want?
Gabriel: time with my Samsquatch
Sam: fine
Gabriel: great!
Sam: so you'll do it?
Gabriel: yea yea
Sam: good
---
Dean: what'd you do?
Sam: what do you mean?
Dean: how am I back to normal?
Sam: oh
Sam: magic
Dean: -.-
Dean: seriously Sam
Sam: Gabriel
Dean: that bag of dicks helped me?
Sam: yea
Dean: huh
Dean: okay
Sam: what no thank you?
Dean: get off of Sam's phone
Sam: aw, Deano, I just want a thanks
Dean: fine, thanks, no get off Sam's phone
Sam: okay
Sam: sorry
Dean: no it's fine
---
Dean: how'd you do it?
Gabriel: killed a witch
Dean: the witch that turned me?
Gabriel: no the witch at the bar,
Dean: don't get snarky
Gabriel: she was hiding out two states over
Dean: seriously?
Dean: why couldn't I find her?
Gabriel: I don't know, you never bothered to look, maybe that's why
Dean: shut up
Gabriel: nah
Dean: whatever
---
Castiel: You are back to your normal age?
Dean: yea
Castiel: Thank father
Dean: what?
Castiel: You are a rather annoying teen
Dean: wow
Dean: wOW
Castiel: I love you
Dean: yea yea
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Supernatural Text Messages
AléatoireJust a stupid little book full of supernatural texts, some may be on crack, others may not... Beware of crack at some points and heavy shipping, fangirling/fanboying may occur WARNING!!! SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND SWEARING MAY OCCUR BEHIND THE COVER OF T...
