Senpai: Sammy
Sam: what?
Senpai: something's wrong
Sam: yea that user name
Senpai: wow you sassy fuck, that's not what I meant
Sam: what did you mean
Senpai: a damn witch turned me into a fucking teen
Sam: oh
Senpai: I'm still fuckimg pregnant too and this isn't okay all this shit always happens to me and not you like wtf but you know what whatever
Sam: I mean I could figured out how to turn you back
Sam: but I don't too
Senpai: wOW
Sam: you do it
Senpai: I broke your computer
Sam: goddamnit Dean
Sam has changed Senpai's user to Teen!Dean
Teen!Dean: thanks Sam that really helps me
Teen!Dean has changed his user to Dean
Dean: let's not do that and anyway
Sam: you should tell Cas
Dean: ..
Sam: I can tell him
Dean: no I will
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Dean: hey Cas
Kohai: Hello Dean
Dean: I've gotta tell you something
Kohai: What is wrong?
Dean: well I ran into a witch
Kohai: You did not have intercourse with her, did you?
Dean: woah Cas relax, I would never cheat on you, it's something else
Kohai: Okay
Dean: she turned me into a teen and uh...
Kohai: You are of teen age now?
Dean: yea
Kohai: Where is she?
Dean: I have no clue
Kohai: Are you able to trace her?
Dean: tried, can't she covered her tracks or something
Kohai: So you are now of teen age...
Dean: yea, fifteen, I think
Kohai: I do not know how this will turn out..
Dean: yea it sounds like it'll be a train wreck
Kohai: Yes
Dean: I'm still pregnant though, that's a brightside??
Kohai: I believe it is
Dean: okay good I guess
Kohai: I still love you, I believe that age does not matter
Dean: good, thought I lost you
Kohai: You will never lose me
Dean: ♡
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Dean: he took it well
Sam: good because I can't find this witch, you'll be like that for awhile
Dean: oh
Sam: yea
Dean: shit
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