Marvel Chatroom

Chat #4

Bruce: Guys
I need help

Vision: With?

Bruce: I want to ask Natasha on a date, but I'm afraid she still has feelings for Bucky

Vision: Well, if my calculations are correct, you have a 23% chance of her saying yes

Bruce: And how exactly did you calculate that?

Vision: I'd explain, but it'd be too much for your brain's capacity to handle

Natasha: I'd love to

Vision: It seems the 23% prevails

Bruce: Really?

Natasha: Really

Bucky: Okay, I see how it is

Tony: Relax robo cop, you've still got Steve

Bucky: I DONT LIKE HIM THAT WAY

Clint: K

Sam: Sam I am

Bucky: Hey Sam, are we okay again??

Sam: Yeah bro

Bucky: At least someone likes me
Unlike some red-headed double agent Russian spies who turn their backs on you

Vision: I sense tension

Steve: Hi Bucky

Sam: But not hi to the rest of us?

Steve: Hi to the rest of you

Wade: Hiiiii

Peter: Sup
So
Mr. Rogers, sir
I was wondering what it would take for me to become an official Avenger

Clint: Puberty

Peter: -_-

Clint: Once you're able to ride all the rides at the theme park, then we'll talk

Peter: Hey, I can ride all the rides!

Rhodey: Clint is savage, man

Steve: You can be an Avenger

Peter: Really?

Steve: Yeah, you can be Clint's replacement. He's retired anyway ;)

Rhodey: Lol, throwing all the shade

Tony: Welcome to the team, kid

Peter: :D
This is the best moment of my life

Clint: Lol, you're gonna be the first to die
Good riddance, kid

Thor: Guys, I cannot find my hammer

Tony: Just summon it back to you

Thor: I have tried. I am worried it will never return
Oh wait
It's been in my hand the whole time

Loki: Imbicil

Thor: Rejected mop

Clint: Ha

Loki: Noo, you're never going to let that go, are you?

Thor: Nope

Clint: Ha

Loki: Clint, we're supposed to be friends!

Clint: You're an acquaintance. I don't do friends

Thor: Ha

Bruce: I think Clint is starting to rub people in this chat D:
Whoops, rub off on*

Clint: *rubs you*

Peter: Hahahaha

Wade: *rubs you in a more sexual manner than Clint*

Clint: *rubs you with my bow*

Wade: *rubs you with Clint's arrows*

Steve: Okay, what is this turning into D:

Clint: *rubs Steve with Wade*

Bruce: Gotta go...

Wade: *rubs Steve with Bucky*

Peter: Lol

Wade: Bucky just punched a hole through me

Steve: Thanks Buck

Bucky: Aye aye Captain

Peter: I CANT HEAR YOOOUUUU

Bucky: What

Clint: Exactly why he shouldn't be an Avenger