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Wade: ..|..
Natasha: ...
Oh, I get it
Peter: YOURE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE
Robin: I don't know how I got here
Peter: Well leave
Shoo
Wade: Bye Felicia
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Clint: The social security agency doesn't accept "savior of the world" as being a real job
So they denied me retirement benefits
Peter: HA
Clint: Shut up
So now I have to get an actual job
And then officially retire afterwards
The pain
Natasha: What job are you going for?
Clint: Something that doesn't require much time, or effort, or commitment
Or any sort of work
Peter: Clint, what do you think a job actually means?
Wade: I know a place
Natasha: What sort of job doesn't require time, effort, or commitment
Wade: Well there's this one movie theater that's still hiring
And like, no one goes there because it's on the "bad side of town"
So you're basically doing nothing. You could not show up and they'll probably still pay you
Clint: And what's my risk of getting shot?
Wade: Like 110%
Clint: K
I can do that
Natasha: Wait, Clint no
Clint
CLINT
Peter: You gon die boi
Natasha: Shut up kid
Rhodey: You better work with one eye open
Sam: I mean, you guys say these things
But Clint will probably flood them with arrows sooner than they can pull any trigger
Clint: Lol, yeah
That's me
Steve: I'm in love
Tony: With Bucky?
Steve: No -_-
With Sharon <3
Natasha: I'm guessing the date went well
Maybe next time you two and Bruce and I can go on a double date :D
Wade: And I can be the awkward fifth wheel
Peter: Tbh, I thought Bruce and Tony would end up together before Bruce and Nat
Rhodey: True
Sam: Have you seen them science together?
It's a borderline threesome
Tony: Why are you guys talking about us
StarBucks is supposed to be the OTP of this group chat
Peter: Maybe your split with Pepper was a cover up for where your heart truly lies
In the bone-crushing hold of the Hulk's murderous fists
Wade: Smells like all the fanfictions are just waiting to be served
Rhodey: I'd read them all
Bruce: You people are weird
Wade: And you get big and green when you're on your temper tantrums, so back off boi
Peter: Back off boi
Wade: This is our shipping turf
Peter: Ours
Bucky: Okay
Steve: BUCKKYYY
Did you hear?
The date went so well
Bucky: That's great
Sam: All that enthusiasm, jeez Bucky
Bucky: Sorry
I'm just conflicted
Rhodey: About?
Bucky: I don't know
I think I'm gaining more memories
Steve can I talk to you privately?
Steve: Sure
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Peter: Hey guys, check this person out
Peter Parker has invited Nightcrawler to this chat
Peter: Welcome
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Wade: I don't think he's online
That or he already hates us
Clint: I wouldn't blame him honestly
Loki: ^^
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