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Chat #3

Wade: Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

Bruce: What?

Wade: Ha, made ya text

Bruce: -_-

Tony has invited Charles Xavier to this chat

Tony: Guys, look who I know

Charles: Why am I here?

Wade: Guys, you know what this means, right?
IM NOT THE ONLY BALD GUY

Peter: Hooray

Tony: These are all the superheroes I was telling you about, X

Charles: Oh

Natasha: He's unimpressed

Charles: It's not that, I'm just-
Okay, did you have to bring up the hair situation
You know I'm a Scotsman Wade, I'll go full square sausage on ye

Peter: Nooo, that's just your actor. You're supposed to be American
But you're always British in the movies :/

Charles: Oh. Right

Wade: Aaaakwwaaarrrrddddd

Sam: I'm going to kill Bucky

Steve: Don't you dare hurt him

Bucky: I can take it, Steve. I can take it like a MAN

Sam: Yeah, well meet me in the Wendy's parking lot. One hour

Wade: This'll be something to see

Tony: I'm assuming the car trip is over then?

Bucky: See you there, bird brain

Clint: I'll be watching from a distance

Steve: What even happened?

Sam: So I'm driving right? Well I gotta pull to the gas station for, you know, gas. Bucky decides to go into the gas station, but he doesn't understand the concept of automatic doors, so he tore it right off

Bucky: Sorry for being incarcerated for 70 goddamn years

Steve: Language

Bucky: Can it with your language
Sorry
I didn't mean to snap on you like that

Rhodey: This just in for StarBucks, Caps nickname for Bucky is Winter Boo Bear

Bucky: What

Peter: Lol, I ship it

Natasha: :(

Steve: People weren't supposed to know

Wade: You're so gay for him, ha

Steve: I am a heterosexual male, thank you very much

Tony: Hey Steve, have you ever heard of those stories where someone denies that their gay but everyone else around them totally knows they are?

Clint: Nat, still not over Russia?

Natasha: How did you know about that?

Bucky: How did you know about Russia? D:

Clint: I was watching. I'm always watching.

Bruce: I don't care what anyone says, Clint is by far the creepiest Avenger known to man

Peter: ^^

Natasha: Where were you watching from? D:

Clint: A distance

Loki: Man, I like you

Natasha: But Clint
Clint
CLINT

Thor: So...
What exactly happened in Russia?

Wade: I have an idea ;)

Natasha: NO

Bucky: You did try to sneak up on me in the showers once

Clint: And you guys snuck to see eachother at night

Natasha: CLINT

Steve: I'm uncomfortable

Natasha: Clint, stop LEAVING WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU

Thor: Okay, I think I get it now

Natasha: I'm going to to the gym >:(

Peter: Ah crap
I'm failing woodshop

Wade: Ha

Peter: Shut up

Wade: You know you love me