Chat #20

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Wade: Guys we have to leave Australia

Natasha: Why

Peter: We kind of uh
Did something

Scott: It was Kurt's fault

Kurt: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

Peter: YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS KURT

Wade: Don't play innocent

Kurt: ._.

Peter: Everyone meet back at the airport

Scott: Is anyone actually listening to us?

...

Scott: Anyone

Natasha: I'm back
I was just telling Bruce, Wanda, and Vision that you dorks somehow screwed up

Peter: Do you know where the others are?

Natasha: Nope
Why do you have to ruin our vacation anyway
Can't you four go back home and leave us to enjoy without your hazardous behavior

Scott: Ah, offended

Kurt: I was the one who invited you all anyway

Wade: No you know what
She's right
Nat we're taking your jet, sorry

Natasha: WHAT
NO
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Peter: Can we stop by Japan on our way back

Wade: Yeah if you fly it
Because I can't fly shit

Peter: WHOO

Kurt: I think I'm realizing just how fun you guys actually are

Scott: HELL YEAH

Natasha: Hell no
Guys you can't be serious
GUYS STAY AWAY FROM MY JET
GUYS

Scott: Haha, we're taking ogifdja
Sorry, Peter had a rough take off

Wade: It's fine, it's fine
I'm the co-pilot :)

Kurt: I thought I was the co-pilot

Natasha: You tell Peter to land that jet right now

Wade: No can do
Goodbye Australia
This is Wade, signing off

Natasha: Wade >:(

Scott: BYYEEE

Kurt: Enjoy the rest of your vacation

Natasha: SCOTT, KURT

Tony: Is it official
Has Kurt really become one of them

Bruce: No how will we get back home

Tony: Hello, rich guy right here
I'll just pay for your plane tickets

Bucky: What happened
Wait why did they take the jet
What did they screw up
Why does Peter need to go to Japan

Sam: Why're you asking so many questions

Natasha: Why couldn't you all have shown up earlier when I was convincing them not to take my jet

Sam: I don't know, sounded like a "you" problem

Tony: Anyway we should get back to enjoying what we have left of this vacay
And we can go out for a fancy dinner tonight, I'm paying

Steve: Should you really be flaunting your money out like that

Tony: Should you really use flaunting in that context
I'm a billionaire, not just a millionaire

Rhodey: Get your facts straight boy

Steve: Boy? I'm older than all of you

Bucky: *cough*exceptme*cough*

Rhodey: Rekt

Scott: Wow this jet goes so fast
I love it

Natasha: Scott where are you guys now

Scott: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the uh
The engine

Natasha: We're texting

Scott: Oh right

Natasha: -_-
Scott
SCOTT

Clint: He's dead Jim

Rhodey: :'(

Natasha: He'll be dead as soon as I'm done with him
And his fucking friends

Sam: Wait fucking friends
Or fucking friends

Rhodey: I don't think it matters by this point

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