Chat #12

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Wade: Somebody call 911

Charles: What

Peter: Shawty fire burning on the dance flo
WOOOOAAAHHHH

Wade: WOOO-OOO-OOAAHHH

Bucky: What

Steve: Buuccckkyyyyy
You're back!

Bucky: :D

Wade: She's fire burning, fire burning on the dance flo

Peter: That little shawty's fire burning on the dance flo

Thor: Who is Shawty and why is she burning?

Tony: It's a song

Loki: I hate that song -_-

Peter: WHO DAT WHO DAT

Wade: I-G-G-Y
First things first I'm the realest

Peter: (realest)

Wade: Drop this and let the whole world feel it

Peter: (let them feel it)

Clint: COULD YOU TWO SHUT UP

Rhodey: What is going on???

Peter: Shut up?

Wade: ...
And dance with me

Peter: This woman is my DESTINY

Wade: She said OOOHOOOHHOOO
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

Peter: OOOOOH OOOHH HHHOOOOO
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

Tony Stark has kicked Peter Parker and Wade Wilson from this chat

Clint: Finally, relief

Tony Stark has added Peter Parker and Wade Wilson to this chat

Clint: UGH

Tony: That was a warning

Thor: So
No one is on fire?

Peter: Only Shawty
On the dance floor

Tony: -_-

Peter: But that's none of my business
*sips tea*

Sam: I quite liked that performance

Natasha: I'm back

Wade: Yay

Bucky: Natasha

Natasha: James

Wade: Oooooh
Hide yo kids
Hide yo wife

Bucky: We're not going to fight
We did that already

Peter: I'm watching my screen through my fingers
I'm afraid something terrible might happen

Natasha: We'll behave
Isn't that right, James?

Bucky: Okay

Steve: This is tense

Loki: This is intense

Wade: This is intense tenseness

Tony: Tension, you mean

Wade: Potato, potato
I've realized that doesn't translate well over text

Peter: It's potAto, not potatO

Steve: I understood that reference

Wade Wilson has invited T'Challa of Wakanda to this chat

Peter: ...of Wakanda
Is there really any other?

Wade: Guys this is my home dog
Or
Home cat

T'Challa: I don't know you

Wade: You will ;)

Bucky: You tried to kill me D:

T'Challa: Yeah...

Sam: To be honest, most of us here have tried to kill you at least once

Loki: I'm next
As soon as I feel like it

Steve: When will that be?

Clint: When he feels like it
Jeez Steve, 100 years and you'd think you know something about procrastination

Steve: Well
98 years actually

Buckh: I'm at 99 :D
Beat that sucker

Peter: So old

Clint: Better than being a little spider shit

Peter: -_-

Rhodey: Apply ice cold water to the burned area

Sam: Clint you're killing me with your harassment

Clint: Bang bang
*holsters gun*

Wade: Blow a kiss

Peter: FIRE A GUN

Wade: We all need someone to lean on :D

Clint: Not again

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