Boy-Girl (ohshc fanfic)

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Laughing could be heard from the purple and black doors. At first a hand replicating what looks like a llama appeared. Then Nekozawa's shadowed face poked out of the darkness. Tamaki basically turned into a human maraca, while everyone else stood in silence.

"~Why hello there Eleon, it's a pleasure seeing you again~" he said, trying to sound creepy.

"Wazzup Ume, well now that I finally found ya, here..."Eleon handed Belzinef to the boy. "And I'm joining your club."

Eleon walked near the dark doors until he felt something pull on his legs, it was Tamaki.

"Please, don't join the black magic club! You can join us and entertain beautiful women. Sure you can be a little creepy, but we can work something out, right!?" Tamaki said, as if he were on the verge of tears.

Eleon had a hard time feeling any emotion around people being sad or scared, So she made a face that obviously states "I don't give a a flying cup of fudge". He kicked the blond boy off of him and continued into the doors, which lead to a really dark room.

Umehito lite a few candles and the room could be seen a little better. The walls were gray and black, skulls and curse dolls lined up everywhere, and a huge pentagram was painted on the floor.

"Sweet!" Eleon said as his eyes sparkled.

*back in the host club*

Tamaki was on the floor while everyone else was getting ready for the club to start. Kyoya walked up to Tamaki, still writing in his notebook.

"Even if he does join the host club, he won't be much use, he's already scared some ladies in a class and they're most likely spreading rumors about him, so he'll barely be able to help us earn money."

At that moment, the entrance of the club opened, revealing a random girl with long dirty-blonde hair and purple eyes hidden behind glasses.
"Sorry for interrupting all of you, but I saw Eleon come inside here, did he join the host club?"

"No miss, why do you ask?" Haruhi questioned. While in the background, Kyoya pulled up his glasses, taking slight interest of what the girl was going to say.

"Well he's a real gentleman and he doesn't let anybody bully him without giving them what for, he seems so much like a bittersweet type" she said, blushing and floating out to the background.

Kyoya kept writing in his notebook. 'Maybe he might be useful.'

*back to the Black magic club*

Now that the two were alone in the dark club room, Nekozawa removed his cloak and wig very elegantly. Showing his beautiful blonde hair and face. Eleon's eyes widen slightly, he can practically smell the blood in her nose 'Jesus, does everyobody have to be good looking here? 😒'

"Today I was suppose to make potions that'll cause two people to switch bodies, but I didn't receive the book of spells imported from England yet."

"So if you don't have that,what else could we do?"

Umehito crept to the door while putting his disguise back on."We might as well spy on the host club, see if there's anything we can ruin for them."

"Your idea is stupid... I'm down."

The duo left the dark room. It seems that the club has started and we're already flirting with the ladies. They hid behind a few trees as they saw Tamaki talking with a few girls, while Haruhi was walking away from him

"Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention to you ladies, next week the Ouran host club is sponsering a party." Tamaki announced.

Eleon sighed. He hated parties, especially fancy ones. As for Umehito, he gasped and nearly grabbed his blazer.