Hetalia One-Shots

germancest and A/N

"oH luwig! how i <3 u tho u my litle bro!" prisa cri

"¡¡i am swon!" germy sobs.

cents th3y bros th3y dnt wan hoes

"fucK mE??" germy ask

"ja!!!" he bro smile

thy fuckd al nite
thy luv al nite
thy are the nite

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OKAY!

LETS HAVE A LITTLE DISCUSSION HERE!

KK????!

I HAVE POSTED RULES AND A HELPFUL HINT.

BUT DOES ANYONE LISTEN OR CONSIDER TO FUCKING READ THAT OR

FOLLOW.
THE.
RULES.

?!?!?!?!?!

NO!

FOLLOW THEM OR I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THESE CRACKED CHAPTERS.

AND THE FINAL THING HERE???

GAY
OR
STRAIGHT

SHIPS???

ARE BOTH ALRIGHT.

ONLY SWEDEN IS OFFICIALLY HOMOSEXUAL, TOWARDS FINLAND.

NO OTHER CHARACTER IS OFFICIALLY GAY UNTIL HIMA SAYS.

YES, YOU CAN WRITE STORIES WITH THEM BEING GAY.

BUT-----

DO.
NOT.

DOOOO
NNNOOOTTT

BASH ON STRAIGHT SHIPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE YAOI.

SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU.
BUT THE APH GIRLS ARENT WHORES AND SLUTS.

IF BELARUS AND LITHUANIA WANNA BE TOGETHER?

DON'T BITCH AND WHINE BECAUSE IT . ISN'T. GAY.

IF YOU SEE A HETEROSHIP????

AND YOU DONT LIKE IT?

THEN DONT SAY ANYTHING AND MOVE ON.

I AM ACTUALLY PISSED AND FIRED UP BECAUSE OF THE TURKHUN CHAPTER I PUT UP.

IF I GET MORE THAN 5 COMMENTS/PM ABOUT HOW STRAIGHT SHIPS ARE STUPID/INVALID/DISGUSTING??

REQUESTS ARE GONE.
COMMENTS ARE GONE.
THIS BOOK MIGHT BE GONE

DON'T GIVE YOUR OPINION IF NO ONE ASKED.
IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY? DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.

THANK YOU, HAVE A GOOD DAY.

- A VERY PISSED OFF AUTHOR-CHAN.