(At the living room)
JIN: What do they say about me?
YOU: They say you're perfect
JIN: OMG ARMY know me so good.
OTHERS: ...
JIN: Yes that's right I am the prettier princess in this world *flips his hair back*
RM: What do they say about me?
YOU: They call you "The Destroyer"
RM: Why do they even call me "The Destroyer"?
Others: You are like a wrecking ball Namjoon-ah, always breaking and smashing things.
RM: That's not true *does a step* *his shoe sole unsticks* *falls* *breaks his arm* *lays on the floor* Im OK
SG: You even K.O yourself
JK: What do they say about me noona?
YOU: They say you still a baby and that you are an international playboy.
JK: Firstly, I'm not baby and second Im not an international playboy. What does that even mean?
YOU: Jungkook-ah stop lying. You flirt with every fan you meet.
JK: No I don't. You are not a fan for me noona.
YOU: See?
JK: Damn it.
JIN: Stop cursing!!
JH: Noona noona and me and me what do they say what what??
YOU: You have a lot of energy.
JIN: That's right. You should stop being selfish and share a little bit with Suga.
YOU: *laughs*
V: *comes out of nowhere*
And me noona?
YOU: OML you scared the shit out of me V..
They say you teletransport yourself.
V: Is that even a surprise. Well Im going to visit abeoji and eomma. *teletransports to EXO dorm*
YOU: How does he??
SG: Me? *too tired to speak*
YOU: You're lazy and you curse a lot.
SG: No I don't.
YOU: Yes you do
SG: Nevermind. I don't give a shit. *perceives he cursed* Shit I cursed. Fuck I did it again, shit, fuck, damn..
YOU: Just shut up
SG: ...
JIMIN: And me noona?
YOU: Always chasing after Jungkook.
JIMIN: But it's because he always stoles my underwears like right now Im not wearing one because he stole all the underwears I had.
(Crickets sound)
OTHERS: ...
SG: What the fuck hyung?
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