The Monster Within Me

Chapter 26: A Terrifying Mission

"So what's the mission?" Sakura asked as the two walked down the dirt path. "Seduction." Sasuke said impassively. "Oh that's nice." Sakura said. "Wait, WHAT?!"

"Sasuke! You know I despised seduction missions! You could've taken Karin with you!" Sakura said, glaring at Sasuke. "She's noisy, she'll spoil the mission." Sasuke monotonously said. "Then Deidara! That guy looks like a woman!" Sakura said, twitching. "Deidara will detonate me." Sasuke said, sweat dropping. "Then your brother! Just a little make up here and there and a jutsu right here, then boom! He's hot!" Sakura said, sulking.

Sakura let out a small yelp when Sasuke pulled her into the bushes with a hand covering her mouth. "What about this one? Sakura Haruno? She looks weak and fragile and she has a high bounty on her head. It's easy money, dude." A bouty hunter told his friend as they passed by Sasuke and Sakura.

Sakura clenched her fists as they got out of the bush. "You know what, Sasuke?" Sakura started. "I'll do the mission." She continued, making Sasuke's eyes widen. "Were you planning on persuading me into doing the mission myself?" Sasuke monotonously asked as he glared at Sakura. "Teehee." Sakura laughed, poking out her tongue.

The duo arrived at a worn out bar. They both did a simple transformation jutsu and entered the bar, lowering their chakra. Sasuke transformed into a guy with blue hair and black eyes around mid 30's, wearing simple civilian clothes. Sakura transformed into a busty woman around mid 20's, wearing clothes that barely cover any skin.

Sasuke took a long look at the target. Sakura nodded, understanding what he meant. Sakura walked towards the target, acting slutty and stuff. Sasuke observed from afar as she hugged the target from behind and seductively licked his ear. The guy turned around with a smirk as he saw Sakura. Sakura walked closer and kissed his neck.

Sakura seemed to have whispered something to the man. Sasuke steals a glance every now and then, keeping his presence as low as possible. He walked out the bar when the two stood up and went into one of the rooms.

The target crawled up on Sakura, making Sakura flinch. "W-wait." She said crawling back from the target. The target ignored and before he could kiss Sakura, Sasuke appeared behind the guy and slashed off his head, emitting a very dark and scary aura.

The two ran back to the base at full speed. "You were so scary, I almost peed my pants." Sakura said, sweat dropping as Sasuke answered her with a hn. "That was one of the most horrifying missions I had ever done." Sakura said, making Sasuke smirk. "What are you smirking at?! I'm never doing a seduction mission again!" Sakura said, twitching in anger.

"How wassss the mission, Ssssakura-chan?" Orochimaru asked, watching a movie with Tobi. "Terrifying." Sakura said, plopping down on the couch. "What was the mission, Sakura-chan?" Tobi asked, full of energy as always. Sakura sighed and said "Seduction." Orochimaru's eyes widened at this.

"You didn't get too far did you, Ssssakura-chan?!" Orochimaru asked, standing up and he gripped Sakura's shoulders. "Sasuke killed the guy before the target can even kiss me. And you don't know how thankful I was when he appeared then." Sakura said, grinning. Orochimaru sighed in relief and sat back down.

"Ah, by the way, Sssakura-chan. Konan-chan wasss looking for you." Orochimaru said, making Sakura look at him in confusion. "Konan-senpai was talking about a girls' day out with Sakura-senpai and Karin-senpai! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said, jumping on the sofa. "A girls' day out?" Sakura asked. "I wanted to sssspend time with my niece but Konan-chan said no." Orochimaru said, sulking. "Next time, jii-san." Sakura said, grinning as she excused herself, going to Konan's room.

Sakura knocked three times and heard a come in. She opened the door and revealed a very blue room. "You were looking for me, Konan-san?" Sakura asked walking in. "Ah, Sakura-san. I was wondering if you would like to spend tomorrow with Karin and I?" Konan asked, smiling at Sakura. "Of course! A day without the guys sounds really wonderful, Konan-san." Sakura said, grinning. Konan gave her a bright smile as Sakura excused herself. Sakura entered her room and sighed happily. "Finally a day without the guys." She whispered to herself.

"B**ch! The brat!" Hidan barged in, panting. "What happened to Koori?" Sakura asked, her eyes widening. "He's f**king terrified of something!" Hidan said as he lead the way towards where Koori is.

To Be Continued...