Two Cats

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Let me put it differently. If I gave you 2 apples and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six!

Teacher: Good! Now, if I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!

Johnny: Because I've already got a freaking cat!

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