Taco House of Love

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"Hello, thank yo-"

"Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side."

"Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas."

"What are you talking about? Are you trying to play a prank on me? What are you, new here?"

"No. What I'm trying to say is, you called the Taco House. You would know if you hadn't interrupted me earlier."

"Well, aren't you a jolly soul."

"Do you want anything? I've got other calls to attend to."

"Rude. I'm pretty sure I called Joe's Pizza Palace though, not some nacho house."

"Taco House."

"Whatever. Send me the best nachos you've got!"

"Tacos."

"Same thing."