"Taco boy! Joe's service is tacky so I'm cutting down on the pizzas. Hit me up with the best taco you've got. Actually make that two, I'm hungrier than usual."
"I think you've got the wrong number..? This is Joe's Pizza Palace."
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"WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well, it seems like I've got an emergency to attend. Gotta go!"
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"Oh and your service is trash, Gregory."
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Short Story"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...