"TACO BOY!"
"Hello-"
"No, don't you dare."
"Thank you for calling the-"
"Stop!"
"-Taco House. What will you-"
"I SAID STOP!"
"-be having today?"
"ASHER DON'T MAKE ME COME THROUGH THIS PHONE AND CHOKE YOU."
"Why hello Vivian. How are you this fine day?"
"I hate you."
"HAHA! I'm sorry, Viv but it's mandatory."
"Mandatory my ass."
"Hmm, someone's in a bad mood. What can I get for you today to cheer you up?"
"Nothing anymore."
"Too late. Your usual will be at your doorstep in thirty."
YOU ARE READING
Taco House of Love
Short Story"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...
