"Hello-"
"Thank you for calling the Taco House. What will you be having today? Yeah yeah, we know."
"I'm impressed."
"I am quite impressive, aren't I Ash?"
"Ash?"
"Would you prefer taco boy instead?"
"When you put it that way... No, absolutely not."
"Too late, taco boy."
"You're impossible."
"You love me."
"Don't count on it, Viv. What do you want?"
"Hmm, I really liked that complimentary burrito you packed in last time."
"Burrito it is."
"Will it be complimentary again?"
"Nope. Not exactly feeling generous today."
"Aw, man."
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Taco House of Love
Short Story"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...
