"Hello, thank you for calling the Taco House. What will you be having today?"
"Taco boy!"
"You didn't interrupt me."
"I wanted to make sure I called the right number this time."
"Good thinking. Wait... You willingly called the Taco House?"
"Yup."
"We don't sell pizzas, just by the way."
"Maybe you should. Taco pizza would be great!"
"..Well then. What can I get for you today?"
"Any specials?"
"Four tacos in the price of two."
"I'll take that, thank you."
"Four tacos all by yourself? Someone's a big eater."
"You'll be surprised."
YOU ARE READING
Taco House of Love
Short Story"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...
