"Hello, thank you for calling th-"
"You're not Asher."
"No, I'm not."
"Where's Asher? He always answers the phone."
"He took off early today, said he has a date."
"A date?"
"Yup. You're friends with him, I believe?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Would you like to order anything?"
"Um, no thanks. Bye."
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Taco House of Love
Short Story"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...
