Demigod Truth or Dare

Piper Destroys Jason's Brick

"Piper," Annabeth said. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Why does Jason keep getting hit by bricks?"

"How should I know? Bricks seem attracted to Jason," Piper said, shrugging.

Jason stood in the corner, hugging a pillow.

"Jase, what's with the pillow?" Percy asked.

"It's...my brick."

"That isn't a brick."

"Shun the non-believer! I love you, brick..." Jason cuddled his pillow/brick.

Piper yanked the pillow from him. She winced. "That is one heavy pillow. Wait..." Piper reached inside the case and revealed the brick inside. "Wow. He wasn't lying. How long have you had this, Jason?"

"Um, since the last time someone hit me with a brick. I've grown quite fond of it."

Piper's nostrils flared. "Do you love this brick more than me, Jason?"

"Pipes?"

"ANSWER THE QUESTION."

"Uh, oh," Grover said, digging into a bag of popcorn.

"Hey, where'd you get that?" Percy asked.

"Leo has a stash."

"Oh."

"Um, I love this brick," Jason was saying. "And I love my girlfriend. It's just so hard..."

Piper gave him a look that would scare Gaea herself. 

Without a word, she snatched the brick from Jason and hurled it out the window.

"MY BRICK! NO!" Jason collapsed to his knees and sobbed.

"You know, I'm starting to think Percy and Jason are too much alike," Annabeth grumbled. "Dumb, stupid, and idiotic."

"Jason, you know Zeus is going to see all this, right?" Leo said, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes." Jason sniffled.

"Wow."

"Nico," Piper said. "Truth or dare?"