"Umm, dare."
"You're in for it, Sparky," Piper warned. "I dare you to wear a long blond wig and sing Hello by Adele to me."
"Oh, gods, not again..."
"Again?" Percy said.
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FLASHBACK
Jason is sitting in his cabin, changing channels on the radio. He lands on the song Hello by Adele, and fixes to change the channel again. Piper bursts through the cabin and shouts, "NO! DON'T CHANGE IT! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
"Pipes, you're kind of breaking camp rules. A boy and girl can't be in the same cabin together."
"We are not alone," Piper says dreamily. "I feel the presence of Adele. Hello Adele!"
"Um. Who's Adele?"
Piper gasps. "You don't know the greatest singer of ALL TIME?"
"No."
"DIVORCE!"
"We're not married-"
"DIVORCE!"
"Fine. Whatever pleases you."
"DIVORCE!"
"I think I'm going to learn who Adele is."
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"So that's what happened the first time," Jason concluded.
"We can say that Piper really likes Adele," Percy said.
"ADELE IS LIFE."
"I'm guessing this is Piper's dark side," Thalia said.
"You guessed right, Thals," Jason said.
"SING IT, JASON!"
"Fine..."
"Hello
It's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over
Everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello
Can you hear me
I'm in California dreaming about that who we used to be
When we were younger
And free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet..."
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Three minutes later.
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Leo began clapping. "Wow, Jason. You sang that so off key and raspy it was almost beautiful."
"Thank you."
"I hate Adele," Grover muttered.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Piper, no!"
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For a fourth time, we must pause this scene. We are so, so, SO sorry. Poor Grover has been attacked by a savage Piper. He has suffered a broken arm. Piper is hopefully back to normal.
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Grover moaned and cradled his broken arm.
"Come join the club," Octavian said weakly. "We've all been abused."
Grover recovered next to Octavian and Reyna.
"Hazel," Jason said. "Truth or dare?"
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Demigod Truth or Dare
FanfictionA hilarious game of Truth or Dare including the seven, Nico, Grover, Thalia, Octavian, Reyna, Rachel, Clarisse, and Drew! Rights belong to Rick Riordan.
