Demigod Truth or Dare

To Olympus!

Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Piper, Jason, Rachel, Grover, Clarisse, Drew, Thalia, and Nico were all crammed into the elevator on the Empire State Building leading to the 600th floor. Olympus.

"This music is so out of style," Drew said as they slowly rose, listening to Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. 

"I wonder if our parents will be proud of us for doing this," Jason said.

"They won't," Percy assured him. "They'll think we're pinheads."

"But I'm Dirty Dan," Jason said.

"No, I'm Dirty Dan!" Percy said.

"You're Pinhead Larry."

"Am not!"

"You're both Pinhead Larry," Annabeth muttered.

"She has a point," Jason said.

"She always does."

The elevator dinged, and the group slowly traveled to Olympus. The gates swung open immediately.

"I think the gods are bored today, so they're excited to have visitors," Leo said.

"They're always bored," Percy said.

"True."

They entered the throne room, and even after seeing it before, the group's jaws dropped. Twelve thrones varying in decoration made a perfect U. All the gods were sitting in their own thrones, looking bored out of their minds. Even Hades had a stony guest throne.

"Why are you here, Peter Johnson?" Dionysus sighed.

"To give you something entertaining."

"Oh, goody," Dionysus said.

The group knelt before Zeus, then before their own parents.

"We have a video to show you and the other gods, Lord Zeus," Leo said proudly.

"Oh, goody," Zeus said.

Zeus waved his enormous hand, and a large video screen appeared in front of the assembled gods out of thin air.

Leo inserted the tape into the screen, and the video began playing.

Each demigod sat in front of their godly parents' thrones, and Rachel, Grover, and the Romans just stood off to the side awkwardly. 

The screen showed Nico accepting the dare of getting the makeover of his lifetime.

Aphrodite squealed. "Ooh! They're doing Code 923! I can't wait!"

Piper frowned. "How many 'codes' are there?"

"1000."

"Wow."

"Is that...my son?" Hades said in disbelief. 

Nico put his head in his hands.

"My suspicions have been confirmed. Bianca was the better child," Hades said blandly.

Nico's cheeks bloomed red.

"Rejection!" Zeus said.

The screen shifted to show Percy in his Little Mermaid costume.

The gods exploded in laughter.

Poseidon blanched. "Is that...Percy, the Little Mermaid? Really?"

"Yes, Dad."

"You should have gone as Flounder!"

"I tried to tell them, Dad. They wouldn't listen."

"Sally," Poseidon said into his cell phone. "Did you raise our child right?"