_÷_Aldianna's P.O.V_÷_
"I'M BORRRRED!!" Ariel groans rolling on the ground dramatically
"Then go for a damn jog or something, just shut the hell up!!" Hale says while she stuffs her face full of popcorn as she watches some super hero movie "I'm trying to watch a movie can't you see?"
"You've seen that movie about 6 million times!!" Ariel mumbles "IM SO BORRRRRRRRRED!!"
"So what if I have? I like it ok!!" Hale says giving Ariel a bitch face
"How about we go to guild then?" I grin "I mean all of our friends are there!"
"Yeah right, you just wanna look at Grays abs!" Ariel smirks
"NO I DONT!" I squeak "Plus he's my friend, it would be rude look at him....those places."
"It may be rude up in heaven but down here it's not." Hale says "Honestly how could you not look at his abs, he's hot!"
"How can Gray be hot, when he's an Ice Mage? I mean if anything he should be cold." I say scratching my head in confusion
"Aldianna, just admit it, you love him!' Ariel says
"ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT!!" Hale says pounding the table
"Yeah? Well Ariel....you...umm LOOK AT NATSU ABS! And Hale you've done a lot of dirty stuff I don't wanna say." I say trying to get back at them
"I may not like Natsu, but I'll admit, he's hot." Ariel smirks
"He's supposed to be hot, he's a fire dragon slayer." I say making a face
"Oh my god, Ally, I'm gonna teach you the ways of human love and what 'hot' means." Hale says "First we will start off with a lesson about sex."
"Oh no.." Ariels groans
Hale pauses her movie and sits on the ground with us. She grabs a pen and paper and grins.
"What's sex?" I ask
"Shh child, I'm gonna teach you." Hale says putting a finger to my lips
"When two people love each other, they fuck." Ariel explains
"Fuck? What does that mean?"
"Another word for sex." Ariels explains
"Yeah that's not how we are gonna educate young Ally, here." Hale says "When two people love each they have sexual intercourse, say it with me now."
"Sex-ual inter-course." Me and Hale say
"Dude she's not a baby." Ariel laughs taking a handful of popcorn
"Now a man has a penis and a girl has a vagina." Hale explains as she draws two balls and a stick coming out of them "This is a penis."
"I can draw a better penis then that!" Ariels exclaims eating popcorn
"Now the penis goes in the vagina and they push in and out, in and out..." Hale says as the smile that had formed on my face slowly turns into a scared frown "But if you don't put a condom on, you'll get pregnant!"
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The Uprising //fairy tail fanfiction//
FanficA angel. A dragon slayer. And a ginger. A threat that messes with their minds. A rogue angel. And the worst enemy of all. Love. Come on the journey with Hale, Ariel, and Aldianna. And learn how they survive the perils of the craziest guild. Fa...
