Eurovision

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Me: another question from DorkyLittleSheep. Only one this time. What were your opinions on the entries to this year's Eurovision?

Moscow: it was great. I'm glad Havryil and Auntie Iryna won. They deserved it

DC: Well...

Moscow: come on! You loved it

DC: there's no denying it

Kiev: *smiling brightly* I loved it! I can't believe we won! *and cue the rambling*

Königsberg: I loved it

Cardiff: we gave it a good run

Edinburgh: I felt it could've been better

Cuzco: I'm not really interested in Eurovision. Plus, I kind of don't know what it's about

Belfast: sucks that we didn't win

Dublin: *planking*

Beijing: *looks at the Irish capital* she seems upset

Madrid: yeah, because Ireland didn't make it through

Beijing: that explains it then. I would say something about it, but I'm not really interested in it

Madrid: I will though! It was awesome!

Minsk: If someone were to win, I'm glad it was Havryil

Amsterdam: I don't know what to think

Luxembourg City: yeah, I'm with my cousin on this one

Warsaw: BEST. THING. EVER.

Paris: not too bad

Vienna: it was pretty good

Kabul: I honestly don't know

Stockholm: hey, at least it was held in my city *suddenly grabs Annebeth by the neck* YOU!!

Copenhagen: WAHAHA WHAT DID I DO??

Stockholm: YOU STOLE POINTS FOM THE OTHER NORDICS!!

Copenhagen: ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY FOUND MINE BETTER

*their bickering and fighting continues until Havryil separates them*

Kiev: no, no. Don't do that

Me: someone's sensitive when it comes to Eurovision

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