*in Walmart*
Sister: *squeals* Ooh look! It's the new Bratz Rockerz Doll Collection! I want it Sissy!
You: *look at price tag* Aw hell no...
*slowly backs away*
Sister: Hey look at that Huge Dollhouse! I bet I can fit in it!
You: Mhmm... How much you wanna bet?
Sister: 80 bucks!
You: O.o Do you even own that much money?
Sister: Nope!
You: Okay then... *you shove her inside*
Sister: *muffled screams* Help....Me...
You: Hehe... How much you wanna bet you can get out?
*you walk away like a boss*
Mom: Where is your little sister?
You: Oh, she's playing in a house
Mom: Ok... She was going to give me a foot massage but since she's not here, you'll have to do it.
You: O.O
*I'm leaving, I'm gone starts playing*
*jump of roof*
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100 Things To Not Do...EVER
HumorNever ever do these things! No matter how much you are being paid!
