The video is just too much! I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't make it, I just found it on YouTube!
This chapter is dedicated to
@Hideko_Cheney_chan
Me: Weeeee! This is so fun!
Unicorn: Neigh!
You: Sorry, Percy Jackson's horse took all the doughnuts, and I am sooo not fighting that that dude...
Unicorn: Neigh!
You: Why not? Because he has a army, and all I have is a unicorn...
Unicorn: *rolls eyes* Neigh!
You: *gasp* I am NOT lazy! How dare you!
Unicorn: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Neigh!
You: FINE! I'LL ASK PERCY!
Unicorn: ( ^ω^)
You: Stupid sparkly 6 foot unicorns.
*at Krispy Kreme in Camp Half Blood*
Unicorn: Neigh!
You: What! But the rainbow ones are so expensive!
Unicorn: *puppy dog eyes*
You: Argh! Noo! Stop! So ugly! Fine, fine! I'll do it!
*mutters* Pushy unicorns...
Unicorn: ＼(^o^)／＼(^o^)／
Cashier: O.o
You: Hi! Can I have seventeen boxes of rainbow doughnuts? To go, please!
Cashier: O.O *stammers*
A-a-actually, t-these doughnuts are r-reserved for P-Percy Jackson...
You: SHSSYSYSYVJFUGTCHTVHVTCHVCJ! WHAT!
*Percy walks in*
You: Y-YOU! HOW DARE YOU!
Percy: *takes off sunglasses*
How dare me what? How dare me be so sexy?
You: NO! I MEAN, YES! WAIT, WHAT?!
Percy: *smirks* Blackjack ordered those doughnuts... So, excuse me.
You: *give him a death glare*
Percy: *takes off shirt*
Now can I have them?
You: *drooling* Yeees! I-I mean, n-no, of c-course not!
Percy: *sighs* Oh well then. *puts on shirt*
You: No! Take it off! I mean, put it on, and leave!
Percy: FINE. I'm gonna go talk to some fish. Ciao!
You: *melts into puddle on floor*
Cashier: *faints*
You: YAY! Now I can have those doughnuts!
*grab doughnuts and leave*
Unicorn: Neigh!
You: Yeah, Yeah, you're welcome.
*eats rainbow doughnuts*
Unicorn: Neigh! (>﹏<)
You: What do you mean you're feeling constipated?! Out! Not on my lawn!
Unicorn: :’(
You: Eew! Gross! You pooped! And it's....SPARKLY? AND RAINBOW?!
*jumps off cliff*
Me: YAAY! We reached 60 votes! *evil laugh*
That's too bad for you, because I have to make the bar even higher! MUAHAHAHA! You've gotta get 75 votes for the next chapter! Hehe...
Kevin the minion: BANANA!
Me: Wait... How did you get on set?
Kevin: BANANA!
Me: Don't you say anything else?
Kevin: BANANA!
Me: I have an idea! You can be my next lab rat in my evil experiment!
Kevin: Noooo!
Me: *rubs hands together* YES!
BWAHAHAHAHA
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100 Things To Not Do...EVER
HumorNever ever do these things! No matter how much you are being paid!
