*idiot walks in*
Idiot: hey
You: hi...
*raises eyes*
You: Um... So...
Idiot: whats the answer to number 3
You: 2+2?
Idiot: yes that one
You: um... 4
Idiot: no it's not
You: no, im pretty sure it is... I took basic math, unlike someone here
You: *cough* *cough*
Idiot: ok, great. I don't really care about your life
You: *mumbles* huh. It's a dumb one.
Idiot: im pretty sure its 5
You: yeah sure
Idiot: because you have to carry the one
You: O.O I think there is something severely wrong with you
Idiot: no it's true look
*shows you paper*
You: *dafuq expression*
You: I'm so done here -.-
Idiot: hahaha I told you so
You: ...have a nice day.
OK YES I PUT THAT MISTAKE ON PURPOSE!!
BUT I READ THAT IN A FANFIC ONCE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY OMG HOW DO YOU RAISE YOUR EYES
But i was proofreading and i looked at the authors note and was so confused.
'What mistake??'
You know you're a bad author when you cant find a mistake you purposely put in there 😂
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100 Things To Not Do...EVER
HumorNever ever do these things! No matter how much you are being paid!
