100 Things To Not Do...EVER

4: Never Take Your Time

This chapter is dedicated to CatherineSi8
Thanks for the idea!

Teacher: *hands you folder*
Could you please take the attendance to the front office?

You: Ok!

Teacher: Hurry up! You don't want to miss class!

You: *mumbles* I'm soooo taking my time...

Teacher: What was that?

You: Nothing! Hehe...
*walk down to office*

Office Lady: Hello dear!

You: Oh hi! Umm... I have to take this folder to...the...uh...NURSES OFFICE!

Office Lady: *points to door* Ok! It's that way!

You: Hehe...My evil plan worked...

You: *in nurse's office* Ooh! Look! An ice machine!

You: *throws ice everywhere*
WOOHOO! YEAH! THIS IS SO AWES-  *gets hit by piece of ice*
You: YOWZERS!
*creepy voice comes over speaker thingies*
Teacher: OOOO DEAARIE...WHERE ARE YOU...

You: O.o

Teacher: *creepy singsong voice* I'm coming for you...

You: THE ALIEN BABIES ARE COMING FOR US!
*notice Oreos sitting on desk*

You: *wolf whistle* Why hello there... what's a pretty thing like you doing out here all alone?
*wiggling eyebrows suggestively*

Teacher: *bursts into room*
NOOOOO! MY BABIES!
*grabs Oreos and runs away to Mystic Falls*

You: I can't even land a date with a nonliving object. :(