100 Things To Not Do...EVER

8: Don't Make Your Password 1-2-3-4

Friend: *grabs phone* Hey, whats your passcode?

You: You'll never figure it out!

*creepy laugh*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friend: Fine! I'll Guess!

You: Go right ahead!

Friend: So... It's not 0-0-0-0...

You: Pshhh...Do you honestly think I'm THAT stupid?

Friend: Its not 2-0-1-6...

You: Seriously? -_-

Friend: AHA!I'VE GOT IT! Why would you make your passcode 1-2-3-4??

You: Umm...well...just don't tell anyone!

Friend: *face shifts*

TOO BAD! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND! I'M ACTUALLY YOUR STALKER, LORD VOLDEMORT, AND I HAVE CAME TO TAKE YOUR SILLY MUGGLE PASSWORD AND POST IT ON FACEBOOK!

You: You have a Facebook? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Bet you don't have any followers!

Voldemort: Not true! Nagini is following me!

You: WTF? Your SNAKE has a Facebook?!

Voldemort: Yeah! I made it for her!

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

*casts spell that makes you only say pig noises*

Voldemort: *crosses arms* Hmph! You deserve it!

You: OINK!!OINK!

Good? Bad? Let me know!

SQUEEEEEEEEEE! BVUDKXVIAHDSIUUAHVISBLXIFHFDVHXNGKFJUHSFKVJHFGISL!

WE GOT 91 VOTES! HOW AWESOME IS THAT!

Sorry. I'm just really happy because I finally got around to watching the first Thor movie, and DAMN! That dude is hotttt! But anyways, I'm not here to fangirl over Thor...

Your Stalker, Ghita