Me: *dashes to bathroom screaming*
I gotta pee! I gottttaaaaa peeeeeeeeeee!
You: O.o
Me: Aaaaaah. That's better.
You: *notices oreos*
You: She won't notice if I take one... Right?
*stuffs an Oreo in mouth*
Me: I feel waaaay better now :D
You: Er...Ok?
Me: Now, where did I put those oreos...
*sees box of oreos*
Me: There you are!
*hugs and strokes box*
Me: My preeecciouuuss! Sooo beautifulllll.
You: O.o
*you reache for oreos*
You: Can I have-
Me: *screeching*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY OREOS!! NO TOUCHY!
You: They're just cookies...
Me: *dramatic gasp*
HOW DARE YOU! THEY'RE NOT 'JUST COOKIES'❕❕❕
You: .....
Me: *starts counting*
1...2...4...7...12...16...19...21,22,2-
Me: WHAT!!!! I HAD EXACTLY 23 OREOS IN HERE!
You: oh... hehe
Me: *raises eyebrows*
*edges closer*
You: *sweating* Um...Maybe they ran away?
Me: *laughs* Don't be silly! The Oreo's that move are on top of the fridge!
You: O.o Ok..
Me: Wait a minute... are those...
OREO CRUMBS!!!!!!!!
You: ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!
BEEP BEEP BEEP! *runs away*
Me: I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
I SHALL NEVER FORGET!!!! *strokes cat*
Random Reader: Where did the cat come from?
Me: DO NOT QUESTION YOUR BELOVED AUTHOR! OR I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
*sharpens machete*
Reader: *gulps* O.O
Ok, well, I'm just going to go sit, um, in the corner right here.
Another Reader: THE FOURTH WALL HAS FALLEN!! RUUUUUN!
Me: *smirks* You're not going anywhere.
*locks door*
TO BE CONTINUED...
YAAYY I FINALLY UPDATED!
See that cliffhanger there...
Yup. I'm soo(remember that story? Mr.CEO anyone? Ok bye.) EVIL >:)
Who knows what will happen to our beloved readers?
P.S. I would just like to thank each and everyone of you for all your support. It really means so much. I wasn't expecting this story to get so many reads, votes, and comments! So thank you very much for that :D
~Poof~, I'm gone.
(yer a wizard ghita!)
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