100 Things To Not Do...EVER

10: Don't Sing In Front Of Your Parents

*bobbing head to music*

Me: I'VE TRIED PLAYING IT COOL! BUT GIRL WHEN I'M LOOKING AT YOUUUU...

Mom: Turn that God awful music down!

Me: *gasps* H-how dare you! One direction isn't awful!

Mom: -_-

Me: *huffs* Fine!

*Time skip because I'M BATMAN*

*singing loudly and playing air guitar*

Me: HEYYYY EVERBODY! WE DONT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY! WE CAN ALL GET SOME! YEAH WE CAN ALL GET PAID!

Mom: Did they just say get laid?!

Me: O.o?! What! No mom, they're talking about money!

Mom: Aren't they famous? Why are they singing about not having money?

Me: ...

Mom: ...

Me: Well, I mean, t-they...

Mom: ...

Me: Wait. How do you know they're famous?

Mom: Well, Obvi, it's cause of Lukey-poo! He's so handsome!

Me: O.o

Mom: What a charmer, he is. And oh god, that lip ring! He's like the Bradford badboy, yo!

*twirls hair and sighs*

Me: *slowly walks out* Y-yeah, mom. I'm just gonna leave...

Sorry waaaay too many band references in this chapter.

Hope you like 1D and 5sos
If you don't, I will hunt you down and slit your throat to use your blood as syrup for my waffles.

If you do, who's your fav? I love em all, but come on, we all know there's that one guy you read fanfics about😉😉