100 Things To Not Do...EVER

6: Never Go Fishing!

I've decided to update once we reach 40 votes. That's it. Just 10 more. I'm so evil. Bwahahahahahaha. Sorry, keep reading and enjoy :)

Dad: Well, I'm planning to do renovation on the basement, and blah blah blah blah, so expensive, blah blah blah, New carpeting, blah blah blah...

You: -_-

Dad: And Home Depot sells refurbished floor panels, blah blah blah...OH! I GOT SOMETHING!

You: O.O *shove dad* MOVE OUTTA MY WAY! I WANT FISHIES TO FEED TO MY ALIEN BABIES!

Dad: (⊙＿⊙)

You: ITS SO HEAVY! THIS ONES A KEEPER!

You: IVE ALMOST GOT IT...URGH...JUST...A.LITTLE..MORE!
*falls into lake*

Dad: *laughing*

You: May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope!

*hit him with a fishing rod*

Dad: *faints*

You: Heh. One does not simply, laugh at me and get away with it.