Bill (again)

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Both @VincePines and @QuinnWillows wanted me to summon Bill Cipher. Do you hate me or something?

Previously on Ask And Dare Leo Valdez

*Shows me summoning Bill.*

*Bill shows up.*

Me: You taste like a dorito.

*Laugh track.*

Bill: I'll haunt you in your dreams forever and blah blah blah.

*Laugh track.*

*Scene.*

Alright, now that we're all caught up, let's summon Bill Cipher.
AGAIN.

Bill: Jeez kid, this is the second time you summoned me. Was my haunting of your dreams not good enough for you?

Me: Nah, it was a dare. You make pretty mad dreams.

Bill: You really think so?

Me: Yeah man, especially the one about that British Dog Man. That one's horrifying.

Bill:Why thank you, I've been working on that one for a while!

And our conversation went on like that for a while. See, flattery will get you places.

So yeah, ask and dare me and stuff.

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