Weird Jacket Thing...

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QuinnWillows dared me... I dare you to do that thing where you put on a hoodie, but put your legs through the arm holes and then your arms too, and you end up looking like a weird monster/alien hybrid thing.then just run around camp making weird noises and screaming at people. Be sure to give extra attention to Nico.

P.S. Will you be my valentine? Love you

Okay then. Can't wait to do this.

*magically gets into jacket with arms through leg holes and whatnot*

Me: *Runs around camp* Rawr! I'm a weird monster/alien hybrid thing! Fear me!

Me: *Runs up to Nico* Rawr! Fear me!

Nico: Leo? What are you- oh no. There better not be any more glitter...

Me: Rawrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Nico: I'm just gonna *runs away*

Me: *Chases after Nico* Rawr!

Nico: *raises the dead*

Me: Oh, crap.


Don't mind me right now, I'm just hiding in my bunker from zombies. Nothing abnormal going on here! And also, about the valentine thing, I'm sorry. I've already set up a date with Calypso at this fancy restaurant. And yes, there will be blue food. *Screams with delight*


So make sure to ask and dare me. Please. I'll even make it pretty AND with a  cherry on top. That's an offer you can't miss! *Ad closes* 



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