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Also requested by Quinn. I know, she just won't give me a break. I'm joking, I love when people request. This chapter should be fun. Mostly since I have been victim of one of my titles being thrown under the bus, and I say no mas!
Kidding. I'm totally gonna be making fun of myself. But only to mock the people that portray the title completely wrong.
Y'all saw it coming from a mile away.
Titles.
One of the key things that make or break a story.
I'm not lying when I tell you all that I've seen story titles that make me almost die of laughter.
Some are just random words thrown together by catchphrases and that, to me, is laughable.
I'm His Sellout Boss
Lass Kicking the Demon
The Roman Empire Gets Flair
Bet you can't guess what couples those are about?
Great titles, huh? I know.
Excuse me while I go shed a few tears at this creativity.
NOT!
People actually read that stuff?
They do?
Then why, oh why, do I spend hours thinking up clever, cute little titles, when I could come up with something like that in less than 30 seconds?
Oh, that's right, because I want my title to catch someone's eye and make them want to read it, not bang their head against a wall.
I swear, if someone steals either of those titles, I won't report you for thievery, but pure idiocy.
Those titles aren't good!
They are really, really bad!
I feel as though the only way to get that through some people's heads would be to phonetically break it down, but I so don't have the energy.
Moving on!
Dean Ambrose Love Story
Randy Orton Love Story
Roman Reigns Love Story
My one complaint? Where's the "Cesaro Love Story" you jerks?
You know what?
Screw all of you, I'm done.
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YOU ARE READING
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