"How I eat pizza..."

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Why do people eat the good part of the pizza first?? Like, umm, no, just no. First you're supposed to eat the crust. I mean come on we all know the crust is the worst part of the pizza. After you're done eating the crust of the pizza, you nibble on the pizza. Why you ask?? Well simply because if you nibble on it, it will last longer.

The other day, I was with my sister. We bought pizza from Costco. Nothing wrong with that, right?? I was eating my pizza like I usually do. Then all I see is my sister folding up a napkin. She pulled the cheese off of the pizza it self, and literally wiped off the pizza sauce. I was staring at her like, 'what the fuck do you think you are doing?!' She just looked at me, and smiled. I think she ruined pizza for me.

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