Ok, so today, July 5th in the year of 2016, I was at home with my family. It was like 9:30 pm, I opened the fridge to grab a water bottle, and I saw a cranberry juice bottle, it was beat up. Lol. I closed the fridge, and walked back to the dinner table where my family members were sitting, eating. "The poor cranberry juice was crossing the street, but the bus driver didn't see it, and kept driving. He drove over the cranberry juice." I laughed at my own joke, they didn't laugh. My mom was staring at me, but then she looked away.
I sat in one of the chairs just observing. Then my second oldest sister walked into the kitchen, and she opened the fridge. My attention was quickly diverted to my sister. When she saw the cranberry juice, she said, "shit, it got hit." Oh, ha-ha. Making fun of what I said I see. She's just jealous. Then a light bulb in my head clicked, and I said, "it was walking through an alley when three gangsters came up to it, and mugged it." I laughed at my own joke, again.
Come on, that was funny, wasn't it?? I think my family members are secretly judging me. I always keep thinking that I got the humor genes, but then again, I'm too cocky to decide on my own.
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