"Je ne pas parlé francais."

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Yup, you guys got it right. I don't speak French. I do it because it is really cool. Plus, I got an average 88% in French last semester so why not put it to good use. Yes, I do admit I speak French here and there, but they are really simple phrases, tres, tres facile. (Very, very easy) My first language is actually Arabic, then English, then French. The last one is pretty shocking, not the French one, the one I'm going to say now. Spanish, I only know a couple words though.

It also messes up my whole family, they don't speak French at all. It's hilarious, especially when I want to swear. I only know a few swear words in French though. In French the "h" is always silent, like in hôpital, you totally ignore the h it would be pronounced ôpital.

This has nothing to do with me, but the other day the girls had gym class with the guys. We played capture the flag. There were two guys standing somewhere on the field, one of them asked, "Est-ce que tu parlé francais?? (Do you speak French??)" this guy was a French immersion, he has a twin brother (I slapped his twin brother in technology class before. XD, he deserved it. He was being a jerk.) I've known them since grade six. Anyways, the other guy was like, "OUI! OUI! OUI! (YES! YES! YES!)." That wasn't the thing that cracked me up, the thing that cracked me up was that, non, il ne pas parlé francais. (No, he didn't speak French). Poor guy.

Yesterday in school people in grade twelve were throwing eggs it was a prank. And the grade niners (they call us minor niners) were throwing water balloons at each other. They were also spraying cheese string at each other. I'm glad I made it out alive.

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