during the love

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"hi my beautiful" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

"hello fresh meat" said lady gaga, "what r u sayin my love" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

"im sayin i love PIG FLESH" said lady gaga "whoa ok u r goin too far der my lady so sorry" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "aw but im hungry" said lady gaga "aw but im not" said the tiny saggy little pig baby a little angrily "can i feast on ur eyes" said lady gaga "yes but be careful because they might suddenly explode, my eyes are unstable" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

"ok i love eyes" said lady gaga. then she harvested her eyes and devoured them.

"ok, i am blind now" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "sorry my love btw they tasted like avocado" said lady gaga "i love avocado" said PEPPA PIG 

"i know right soul eating activate" said lady gaga "ok" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. then lady gaga harvested her soul and ate her own foot.

THE END.

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