lady gaga x peppa pig THE PREQUEL

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peppa pig was so lonely she blasted her MCR and cried.

momma pig did not understand her! how r00d. but she needed to run away. peppa pig put on her eyeliner and ate a fermented pickle.

then she threw a grenade into daddy pigs room. "lol bye daddy i took ur shoe" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. then she walked through the door and used her leg to break open her moms window.

oh no! who is this hot stranger she sees "rawr xd hi hotie i love ur nose it is fresh" "thx i am pepa peg i lov hot people and u r hot" said the tiny saggy little pig baby.

"ok i am lade gogo nice 2 met u" said lady gags. they fused their legs together and did a ritual dance. pepa pig cried a beautiful rainbow tear and lady gags shed her skin and gave it to the saggy pig child. "omg thank u so moch it mesn so mooch 2 me my true love" said the tiny saggy little pig baby.

"np xd" said lady gags "lets sexually identify as a window" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "ok" 

they got married

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